Lost and Found
One brown and floral Hooter Hider.
If found please notify owner.
This may not seem like a critical piece of equipment.
But it is especially helpful when not desiring to flash the poor strangers sitting around you.
Especially on a plane.
Except for when the wind blows.
Fortunately this doesn't usually happen on a plane.
And when the wind does blow or the boy decides now would be an awfully fun time
to yank on one side so hard
that the other side flies up,
I have to just chalk it up to the fact that these days
these girls are merely functional.
Reward offered.
Leaving (VERY, VERY) early tomorrow morning
so please contact ASAP...
(oh, and if you are the poor businessman on his way to El Paso, who sat next to me on our last flight, and happened to snag it as a souvenir, or proof of your misery sitting next to a VERY fussy 5 mos old, who was teething...really, I need it back...)
4 comments:
Oh no......you may have to take a nice receiving blanket for the plane and hopefully we can purchase one here in VA. So sorry, but love your attempt at getting it back on your blog! :-)
Just remember, mothers like me did not have those fancy gadgets when we were nursing in public and we survived so it 'can' be done.
Girl, if you can't find it, you can borrow mine! It's the exact same pattern, and my boy has long since refused to be covered by it. Let me know if you want to pick it up! It's washed and ready to be put away in storage (though not ironed).
Have a good trip, if I don't see you!
I hope you find it soon!
If it is actually really called a "Hooter Hider" and sold that way in stores, that is amazing. If that is a name that you made up for it, that is even more amazing.
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